GOAL! Oh, wait. Sportia is trying to teach a badger how to play football, but the badger keeps trying to bury the ball! She needs your help to explain the simple rules of the game.
A) The Tale of the First-Ever Game of Bouncy-Ball.
B) You are playing football. Is it fair to pick up the ball with your hands and run with it?
C) Let's practice our best "GOAL!" celebration dance!